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Elvis Cares

by Lou Dawson December 20, 2010
written by Lou Dawson December 20, 2010

Some hacker broke into my website and left this. I was about to erase, but a little bird said leave it!

Yes, someone cares that you tele.

Another version just came in, based on a velvet painting at Graceland:

Elvis telemarks and backcountry skis.

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Tom Gos December 20, 2010 - 10:02 am

Perhaps you should change the caption to “Elvis Carves”?

Lou December 20, 2010 - 10:21 am

Um, we’re not living in a vacuum here, though we do enjoy original material instead of re-publishing.

Brian December 20, 2010 - 10:52 am

My bad. Remove as necessary.

Tim December 20, 2010 - 11:01 am

Nobody cares that Elvis teles. 😉

Brian December 20, 2010 - 10:03 am

The “Michael Cares” image is pretty good too, see here.

Lou December 20, 2010 - 11:08 am

Brian, not big, I’m just being a commenter (grin).

Lou December 20, 2010 - 11:09 am

Tim, I care, I really really do.

Rob December 20, 2010 - 11:37 am

Elvis needed to get his weight back over his right foot and lead with his microphone when turning right. Having never learned this, he, like many other aspiring telemarkers, turtled on the steeps, cartwheeled in the powder, blamed the equipment and quickly switched to back AT. Had Elvis learned better technique, he may have stuck with tele and possibly avoided the dreaded fat Elvis phase of his career.

Lou December 20, 2010 - 1:23 pm

Rob, LOL, thinking back on my own brief career in tele (grin).

scottyb December 20, 2010 - 4:06 pm

that is so fake, nobody skis on risers that tall.

Lou December 20, 2010 - 4:13 pm

Hey, watcha mean, it might not have been Elvis, but I’ve seen plenty of tele risers that tall over the years. Not so much now, but tons of them a few years back. Always got a chuckle out of them…

gringo December 21, 2010 - 5:34 am

that riser is no bigger than the G3 double stack….

Brian Hessling December 21, 2010 - 1:46 pm

Elvis is currently in the fat phase. I saw him at Wolfie skiing Coombacks with Dukes.

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