WildSnow.com Receives Ground Breaking Sponsorship
I just found out about this yesterday — it’s been in the works for a while. More than a year ago, General Mills contacted me about being one of their featured athletes on their new and heavily promoted Wheaties Fuel breakfast cereal. I was honored to be included among the likes of Peyton Mannning, though pretty skeptical if I really deserved it. Nonetheless, more than $100,000 for the gig was pretty convincing. Needless to say, I’ll be traveling more and blogging less, though you’ll still see me around these parts on occasion — that is unless my Nike deal comes through. In that case, I have an order in on a Lear Jet that’s been fully retrofitted with cargo bay ski racks and a large workshop.

Yep, that's yours truly gracing what has to be the best expedition breakfast food since oatmeal.
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Lou failed to mention that I got $500K for designing the box cover.
Lou,
You have got to get some of these Wheaties for a review. Particularly how they effect pre-release tension when used with Dynafits. I am guessing the extra fiber may lead to some unexpected ejections.
Thanks
April fools!! Good one.
Oh no, what’s next? I hope NOT to see you on a milk carton.
Congrats!
:biggrin:
I’m surprised General Mills didn’t do a box that had you and Lindsey Vonn on it. Two american Ski Legends. :whistle:
No doubt you will be using the lear jet to tear up the backcountry in the same manner you use the snowmo. There go all your humble values and the CO backcountry!
I’m recommending they build me an airstrip up in the Wilderness. :angel:
Good one!
BTW – that’s a GREAT shot of your mug. No foolin’!
So Lou
What about the rumor of you being on the cover of GQ!
Good one!
Now that you are famous how much do I get if I dont put the picture on the internet of you with the bong and the drunken twins?
Olddude, I don’t know, seems like it’s best to publish that stuff if you’re a celeb, a la Paris (grin)?
Bill, the GQ gig just didn’t work out. I think what blew it was when I showed up in my welding cap.
Hey Lou
Ya, I thought you were a little too macho for GQ.
A Fritschi guy would be appropriate.
I guess you and the young guys are going to be eating a lotta Wheaties on Denali, Lou!
You and Tiger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I guess this means you don’t have to hitchhike to Denali
You sh
ould hold out for 200 hours with a Bell 212
We know where this will lead. Pretty soon the cover of the Inquirer will feature Lou and his snowmobile wrapped around a wilderness area sign and the wife beating the crap out of him with an old Kazama Outback. Then one of those models from the Moose Jaw ads will be featured on the pages of Backcountry telling all of Lou’s secrets. The mind reels…
Well Lou, congratulations on the Wheaties deal, you are officially on the summit of consumer pr so enjoy the view while you can… I got the same offer but I asked GM to add metamusil, glucosamine, an extra dose of omega oils and viagra and a couple of Celebrex coupons for the burgeoning mature market of ski alpinists coming into the new demographic….but they said ney. So as you are now our spokesperson, I encourage you to guide the product towards our growing market needs.
Cheers. mr stiffy
Art, the Celebrex coupons were probably the deal breaker (grin).
I actually saw some leaked lo-res photos of lou from the GQ shoot. Bummer they decided not to do the article.
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Lou ; t hree HUGE fans in calif. Could you please sign three wheaties pictures ? I will mail with return envelope. These three pictures will be framed and presented this xmas at backcountry skiing at squaw valley The BIGGEST FUNNEST BACKCOUNTRY SKIING HUMOR EVER !
LOL
Lou ; Where do I mail the three Wheaties photos ?
Tom, I’ll email you the addy.
Lou ; About that addy ? Grin !
Tom, did you get it? I emailed you.
Lou No. Try again? Phone? 1-559-733-7442 Thanks. Lov. Tom
Lou, Would you try again to e-mail me your addy for the funniest WILDSNOW HUMOR ever ? Thanks . Tom
Hi Tom, I just emailed it again.
Lou ; MANY THANKS for the project and the stickers . Wish you could see their faces at our annual squaw valley backcountry ski this winter ! They will be STRUCK AMUCK ! Come join us ! Why should you ski colorado powder , when you could ski stale california cement ! WHAT FUN ! Tom Lionvale